OK, so we have bad cable TV music channels on in the background at work all the time and I am wanting to rant about how rubbish all these songs are (except the guitary ones, which reach the dizzy heights of mediocrity on occasion). I really could spend all day writing a big long ranty post about each and every one (erm, yeah, I think I am a bit inspired by Loz Miles's Countdown, here, aren't I?), but this would involve not doing any work at all (since I am already writing big long posts about the latest episode of Doctor Who).
So: Name a current UK pop song in the comments and I will vent my spleen about it for your amusement.
(I would call this a meme, but I have no sense that it will catch on.)